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If you want to send anything to me….. and you do.  You would send it to

Celebrity Mercury- David Jones LAc

c/o intercruises Shoreside and Port Services

1213 J Liberty Road

Eldersburg, Md 21784



October 28, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized


  1. I do and will, but how long til you leave the states again? I’m planning on sending a perishable. Don’t want it to get disgusting waiting for you to get back. Or how does that work anyway?

    Comment by joyco | October 31, 2010 | Reply

    • I would hold off on perishables. The package Jenny sent me didn’t make it onto the boat and the best they could do is say that it might make it on the boat the next time we are in Balmer. Fuck Fuck double fuck. So perishables might not be the best.

      Comment by davidsjones | November 1, 2010 | Reply

  2. I’m sending you this joke.

    A geneticist, a physiologist and a physicist were summoned to meet a wealthy racehorse magnate. He told them he would give a million pounds to the one who could accurately identify race-winning horses. After six months of hard work, they returned to present their results to the expectant millionaire.

    The geneticist said, “I’ve looked into all the current genetic research, checked blood-lines going back decades, but there are just too many behavioural and environmental factors. I can’t help.”

    The physiologist said, “I’ve looked at muscle mass, bone volume and density, and all the other factors I can think of, but the problem’s too complex. There’s just no guarantee of predicting a winner.”

    Finally, the physicist calmly walks up to the millionaire and gives him an index card. “Here you go,” he says “I’ve found an equation that solves the problem for you.”

    “Wow,” said the millionaire, “That’s impressive…I’ll get my check book.”

    “Great. But there’s one thing you should know,” said the physicist. “It only works for a spherically symmetric horse travelling in a vacuum.”

    Comment by Bill | October 31, 2010 | Reply

    • bwwwaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa

      Comment by davidsjones | November 1, 2010 | Reply

    • I’m going to use that to warm up one of my seminars.

      Comment by davidsjones | November 2, 2010 | Reply

    • I told the joke twice, once to a small group of spa girls who stared at me blankly. they really liked the Snoop Dog Bleach joke though. And the other was to a small turn out for one of my many lectures and it killed, well wounded.

      Comment by davidsjones | November 7, 2010 | Reply

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